A term to describe the one person In the world who is forced to make up for all of the goon production that is lossed during the month of novmember, this person while making up for this deficit has his penis turns blue from bruising his tip red from friction and his room painted white from goon.
A wonderful book that will make you cry. But dont read it around your slightly homophobic and very republicandad. He will ask what its about and you will be lest stuttering trying to figure out which part of the book he would approve of. None. He hates it all.
Me: I am reading a book called red white and royal blue
My dad: can i have a book report?
Me: uh...um...well...you see... the thing is...
My dad: i was joking
Me: oh HA thats so so very funny. Im gonna go cry in my room now