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Rectumator

Pronounced (rek - tum - ay - tor)

A person who destroys others with his funky rectum.
You know that guy I met last night?
He was such a rectumator.
by macazonies. November 19, 2010
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Rectomite

A small Indiginous flea that lives up the anus of most Americans, can somtimes be found in England, the one expelled during a visit to England by George Bush was never found but it probably evolved into a Politician.
Hey, I'm sure that there Tony Blair is the Spawn of a Rectomite coz every time he sees George W Bush he tries to return to his ancestrol roots, the fucking Twat!
by kulucriss September 1, 2007
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Rectumpense

When one person gives another person anal sex "to make hole" after suffering a tort. A legal form of restitution in some states.

See McGroin vs. Brown
Jason McGroin, a mechanic, accepted an offer to fix Emily Brown's car after Emily alluded to paying with sexual favors. Emily did not put out, and Jason sued for rectumpense. The Supreme Court ruled in McGroin's favor, holding that Emily's implied blowjob, with interested, equated to anal sex.
by Honorable Justice Scalia April 2, 2014
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Rectumtangle

When an anus suffers so much damage, it becomes completely twisted in itself.
After anal and a huge shit, Sally had herself a nice rectumtangle.
by Yoursecondcousin March 2, 2010
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Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.
Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."
by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009
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rectabate

To sodomize oneself with either fingers, vibrators, dildos, or random objects.
Rectum + Masturbate = Rectabate
When Chavo went to Cuba, his boyfriend Ignacio rectabated himself raw every lonely night.
by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop December 30, 2008
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rectomite

Very similar in texture to Marmite but tastes slighty better
This Marmite tastes like the Aldi version of most stuff you buy there, its Rectomite"
by kulucriss September 1, 2007
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