rectalectomy

The southern styled removal of a drunkard or loudmouth.

If that loud mouth doesn't shut his pie hole he's going to get a rectalectomy. (Asshole removal)

by Outlaw Redneck September 12, 2016

rectalinear

(Noun): Defined by, consisting of, or moving in a manner of an asshole.

I don't know what his problem is but that was totally rectalinear of him.

by Frenetic1 March 11, 2018

retalitarded

Adjective describing a person or action taken in retaliation which is excessive for the circumstances.

Drunk guy A: "That cheddar dick over there just bumped into me. I think I'm going to throw my beer bottle into the back of his head when I am done drinking it."

Drunk guy B: "Don't be retalitarded. It was clearly an accident, fuckmunch."

by broadwaytonker April 18, 2009

Recalcitrump

Someone who has no intention of behaving

That politician is just incorrigible. He is recalcitrump.

by Ruthless Goat September 2, 2022

rectalicious

Full of anal goodness. See also wordanal ass/word

Shawn: Were those rollos in your ASS?
George: They're rectalicious!

by NecroVMX June 28, 2003

Rectalfication

Rectalfication is the process whereby an offense is rectified by the perpetrator bending over and taking it up the tailpipe.

My girlfriend borrowed my car and totalled it... there's gonna be some serious rectalfication for that later.

by HHiram September 13, 2014

rectalfury

A band of idiots trying to play music and appeal to a large audience of morons. Band and record label from Detorit Michigan. Getting it in the ass daily by the man or the government!2. A horrible bowel movement.

Dont look Down! Their is rectalfury in that toilet bowl!

by Bottlehead April 28, 2005