go commit oxygen not reaching lungs

A more family friendly, scientifical way to say go commit not alive.

Go commit oxygen not reaching lungs, Alex.
Alex commited sucide.

by OoferMan November 5, 2018

thanks for reaching out

The most obnoxious possible reply to someone who has contacted you, often used in professional settings.

Hi John, thanks for reaching out. I'm quite busy right now on many important projects. Why don't you reach out to me again at this time next year and see if I have a couple of free minutes then. Or, better yet, how about never? Does never work for you?

by AYYFRON January 27, 2011

reachin

Trying to get something which you know you ain't gonna get or you're so desperate for it that you really think you are going to get it.

"so what did you and Joe do last night.. I want all the details like did you play first or go strai..."

"shut up ur reachin"

by Lou-Lou December 6, 2005

Reaching.

Action.
When somebody is taking something too far

Linda: Hey tiffany, can i borrow a dollar?
Tiffanny: Yah sure.
Linda:..oh and can i borrow a twenty too?
Tiffany:Okay now your just reaching.

by Jackswing. October 25, 2009

Reclining chair

When a girl is sitting on your face, she switches your mouth from her vagina to her ass.

Sean: Sarah was sitting on my face, letting me lick that pussy, then she pulled a reclining chair!

Travis: Yuck man that's so gross

by Dikinthecup1 June 27, 2015

Big and Riching

To saddle up a horse and ride into a public area as a prank/activity

Originated in Iowa

He’s Big and Riching the School for the senior prank

by sjdvs1776 January 6, 2020

backwards recliner

Similar to the "Reclining Chair", but instead gender flipped and backwards (evidently).

In the situation when a female/male is laying down facing up and providing head for a man sitting on top (preferably with his/her legs kicked up to provide support for him, hence the chair aspect, as the angle can be quite difficult to maintain). When the man on top starts to reach climax, he quickly flips around so that as the bottom provides a rimjob until the man climaxes, ejaculating over the bottom's torso.

Male 1: Yo I was slamming that girl from my church the other night, and right when she thought I was gonna nut in her mouth I flipped the script and pulled the greatest backwards recliner the world had ever seen. It was so great my cock sauce was red.

Male 2: I think you might need to see a doctor...

by Crunchyeater June 5, 2016