RedZoner

RedZoner:

a person who wastes every Sunday during the NFL season watching football non stop, commercial free football on the RedZone channel and not getting jack shit done for 7 straight hours. Its the best way possible to spend your football Sunday's. This is particularly popular with fantasy football players, and people who just have nothing better to do all day on Sundays.

Dude: what did you do this weekend?

Dude 2: Man, I was a complete RedZoner yesterday. I didn't do anything but watch watch non-stop football and eat tons of crappy food. The day was pure awesomeness!

by sarjas1 September 7, 2014

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Just another meaningless 'insult' for someone who is not a chav

SOME "REDZONER" FACTS:

1. Not all "redzoners" listen to Slipknot or KoRn and go to mosh pits.
2. "redzoners" are generally nice, up for a laugh and have a different style of music/fashion to most people.
3. "REDZONERS" DO NOT WANT TO "NIFE UP YO MUM"

this redzoner thing drives me insane. If I get called a dirty red or a redzoner ONE more time I am going to lose it.

by _Katie_ April 26, 2006

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redonedataker

A job consisting of the second burying of bodies

The redonedataker sure was busy after the house of necrophilia orgy

by 907killer May 16, 2021

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Redboned

To somehow win against impossible odds.

Enemy has a sword, you have empty pistol.

enemy lunges, you duck, he misses, attacks again, jump over attack, land behind him and kill him with a blow to the back of the head.

"Dude he just "redboned" me hard!"

by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008

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