rhomboid cardigan

-noun
1. A collarless knitted sweater containing a characteristig oblique-angled parallelogram with only the opposite sides equal.
2. A rhomboid cardigan is an item of purchase that makes you look like hot stuff, similar to argyle, but not quite. The rhomboid pattern can occur such that it appears to be diamond-like in shape.

I look smokin' in my rhomboid cardigan.

by anonymous, anonymous January 3, 2009

Russian Roomba

A bot which appears to have originated in the former Soviet Union.

This term can also be used more generally to describe a bot that defies one's efforts to identify its place of origin.

Got another friend request from a Russian Roomba today.

Legend has it the ZuccBot 9000 gives birth to them from his own anus.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 13, 2019

Rhombus Face

Kyria was in maths one day when the teacher says, “rhombuses are basically just wonky squares,” to which Kyria replied, “oof that’s cool,” so she went around calling people wonky squares which later evolved into rhombus face.

Ugh of course you got the question wrong you rhombus face

by Rhombus Face May 8, 2019

RhombusShape

To suck at making events
To be a pussy

That guy is such a RhombusShape!

by GuyShirt April 18, 2021

rombod

the sexiest man alive

look at that rombod, his dick is huge

by kia July 2, 2004

Rhombusjerk

when a group of guys sit around in a rhombus and jerk each other off.

Harry: let's get into a circlejerk
Atul: let's try a rhombusjerk instead.

by rakeon2 April 26, 2015

Human Roomba

When you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor, eating garbage.

"Dude I need to vacuum my house"
"We don't have time for that, just put Mikey on a skateboard and he'll do it for you, he'll be a human roomba"

by Carador July 28, 2012