Raton morning

That morning after you've drink a lot of poor quality alcohol and you feel terrible (raton means hangover in Spanish)

The other day I woke up on my best friend's sofa, feeling like I was going to die, and I drank a couple of beers. That was a hell of a raton morning.

by Rodkor July 4, 2012

Anus Raptor

1. A person who raptors your anus

1. Man you are being such an anus raptor.

by JR coolster July 31, 2013

Toronto Raptors

Only Canadian team in the NBA. Was a expansion draft team in 1995 and usually made fun of by other teams but Raptors always proves them wrong. Won the championship in 2019 the first time they made a finals, and first time they won it but it won’t be the last.

Dude1: Warriors gonna sweep the Raptors.

Smart dude: Nope, Toronto Raptors in 6

by $$moneymaker$$ June 16, 2019

Raptor Vag

When a girl goes up to her boyfriend butt naked while he is in a deep deep slumber. She takes 3 fingers and strokes his face, when he opens his eyes she grabs her vagina lips and pulls them open and up while staring at him and screeching.

My girl creeped me out this morning when she hit me with the Raptor Vag.

by Turtle 123 February 23, 2015

Raptor Surprise

A phrase that if yelled at a party, justifies ANY otherwise taboo action or statement that precedes it.

Can be used in any situation.

You are blackout drunk and a kid tries to get you to vomit for your own good at a party. You pull a knife out on him and everybody freaks out and then you scream RAPTOR SURPRISE. Everybody then laughs and forgets about the previous action.

Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.

by jprue May 20, 2012

Wicke Raptor

The act of inserting all four fingers and thumb into a vagina. The fingers come together to form a point therefore making it appear like a raptor claw; hence the Wicke raptor.

Mariah got Wicke raptored so hard.

by Clairvoyant333 September 13, 2015

Pulling a Rafto

A term used in southern Ireland for stealing a girl you're either dating, that you like, or that you're persuing, usually happens between friends, and can cause conflict.

Friend 1: Ahh man, I'm feeling bad about the break up, I loved her :(

Friend 2: Don't worry bro, shes ok, I was in her house last night. We got a little thing going.

Friend 1: Dude! Your totally pulling a rafto on me?

Friend 2: ...

by Shevo July 8, 2012