I would rather get my dick sucked

The greatest sarcastic response to any stupid request. Its meant to make people think for a second and then say "well obviously you would". This is my favorite thing to say when my mom asks me to take out the trash. abbreviated: IWRGMDS

example 1
Sy: Yo Ziggy we should start taking yoga classes together.
Ziggy: I would rather get my dick sucked.
example 2
Ziggy: Sy can you help me shave my ass crack?
Sy: IWRGMDS

by GarAssNigga November 7, 2018

rate bloomer

Comes from Nex R’s song “Rate Bloomer”. This phrase refers to someone who was not liked or popular beforehand but is now the top dawg and is now someone that everybody likes and rates.

“Suddenly, they all rate me, I’m a rate bloomer!”

by yall cant handle this handle January 27, 2021

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

by Mazza King October 7, 2018

Rarted

The superior form of "retarded". It's the most destructive word you can ever use against another living soul. Saying this word to someone will cause them to either die of a heart attack or become so sad that they commit suicide.

Random Person on the Internet: "Oh boy a new comment on my Youtube video!"

Edgelord9000: "You are rarted!"

Random Person on the Internet: *dies of heart attack*

by Bladethegamer February 21, 2018

rate of speed

It's what ignorant police and newscasters say to sound important when they should really say "speed", as in " the car was traveling at a high rate of speed."
These people will often say " at this point in time" rather than "now. "

The car was traveling at a high rate of speed.

by EcceFelix July 6, 2014

Join the Rates

A insult directed towards men telling them to kill themself, otherwise joining the male suicide rates.

Man: *says something offensive*
Woman: Join the rates you incel

by Lucky_im_gay August 10, 2023

Rate 4 Rate

Abbreviated "r4r". A very stupid "agreement" to like/favorite or otherwise comment positively on someone's creation, art, guide, review, screenshot, etc. with the expectation of having the same returned. Very popular on Steam and other sites where user created items are posted.

Often times the content is so terrible, the reason for the rate 4 rate request becomes apparent. No one would rate the content unless compelled to or there was some benefit of doing so.

Steam user 1: Rate my artwork and I'll do the same for you
Steam user 2: OK. I'm up for Rate 4 Rate

by Osmium76 April 6, 2021