That's racist

When you behave so well at school, your parents jump for joy and say That's racist and it is very similar to saying good job, swell, or stinky fart

Manny had a good day at school and Susan said "That's racist!"

by ChickenChocker69 January 27, 2023

schrodinger's racist

A person who makes racist comments and decides if they are jokes based on the reaction of those around.

P1: *racist comment*
P2: dude seriously?
P1: haha just kidding bro
P2: You are such a schrodinger's racist.

by DivLives August 21, 2022

Occam’s Racist

When someone claims to be a person of color, but espouses white supremacist beliefs. The explanation with the fewest sssumptions, and thus most likely the correct one per Occam’s razor, is that the person is actually just white and racist.

I know he said he was black, but all of his posts in /r/the_donald make me think he’s white, per Occam’s racist.

by climbandmaintain August 31, 2018

That’s racist

What you say to someone after someone say something stupid directed at you.

Man1: bro stfu
Man2: that’s racist

by Epictailz June 4, 2020

Rapist of the Stars

When someone has an urge to have a form of sexual intercourse with a celeb who is normally older (by 40 years plus) or has a drug addiction, or if needs be plays the harmonica! They also have in their names... Alfie, Weller, Carl (Carlos) and Pete.

(e.g. "oh look their she is again the rapist of the stars humping him silly, poor poor Weller, will his heart hold on")

by Nolker May 21, 2008

Status Rapist

A person who, on facebook incessently comments people's status', even if they don't know said person.
Also applies to people who constantly update their status.

Rosie has been commenting everyone's status',what a Status Rapist!
Or
Sian has updated her status 10 times in the past hour. She is such a Status Rapist .

by rplover1223 April 8, 2009

Shieldfield Rapist

Alter ego of a member of the student community housed in Northumbria Universities Stephenson Building located in Shieldfield in Newcastle-upon-Tyne, who dons plastic chequered Bowler hats, bowties and masks, all of which are outlandishly oversized. On top of this, strange cape-like attire may be worn, traditionally purchased from a pound shop. The outfit will usually be worn on halloween, whereby the person wearing it will appear to his friends, who will simultaineously enquire as to what he is dressed as, to which he will reply, 'I'm the Shieldfield Rapist', while supressing laughter.

Student 1: What the hell are you wearing that for?
Student 2: I'm the shieldfield Rapist!

by frankthefish31 August 9, 2009