john-raped

the thing that happens when you take a dump and a piece of poo splashes into the toilet water causing a splash which then the water from the splash goes up your anus

also can be known as aqua-raped

"dude, i took tuge a huge dump and splash from it john-raped me."

by P.J. is hot March 17, 2010

Youtube Raped

When someone pressures or forces you to watch a viral video on youtube that they think is funny, but it isn't.

I didn't want to see that stupid batman clip, but my friend looked it up on his smart phone and youtube raped me.

by Cheezeboy's Friend March 24, 2011

Bong Raped

When someone forces you to smoke a bong by holding you down and plugging your nose so that you have to inhale through your mouth. ( May need assistance)

Wesley: I do not want to smoke out of the bong.

Mike: To Bad.
Kyle: Mike lets just pin him down and bong rape him.
Wesley:cough Wow I just got bong raped.

by Wizzille May 15, 2010

rapesome

Sexual intercourse in which 2 or more individuals are raped by a single, very skilled/talented raper

Amber and Greg were apparently involved in a rapesome! Amber is a bit shook, but Greg doesn't seem to be affected by it

by pavel needs some milk July 5, 2018

facebook raped

When one leaves ones facebook profile on unwittingly and 'friends'or otherwise change ones staus or comment on people page to make you look an idiot/pervert/sick freak etc
or
an excuse to write something and shrug it off as someone else's devious work.

e.g 1
Ryan's Status
Ryan: is gay and loves men up the bum bum yum yum...and smells

two hourslater,
Ryan: OH SH**INGMOTHER*%$*£R someones changed my status...I've been facebook raped!!

e.g 2

mate 1: why the hell did you write 'i love you' on my wall last night?
mate 2: erm... oh bother.. ive been facebook raped..

by MrPiffle March 8, 2009

shit raped

Excreting a log large enough to feel like your ass hole has just been raped.

See the guy waddling out of the bathroom, he must have just been shit raped.

by Jonn & Ken December 10, 2006

Rapetop

n. Any laptop computer with such ridiculously monstrous specs and customized features that it is worth at least triple the amount of the base price. Usually owned by gamers with wealthy parents.

My rapetop puts your Macbook Pro to shame!

by katrinioso August 30, 2009