Iron Ranger

A person indigenous to Northeastern Minnesota. These are a special breed of persons. Some extract iron ore from frozen rocky ground regardless of time or season. They cut holes in the ice and fish defiantly in the face of winter, and drink enormous amounts of beer because the drinking water is rust-colored and smells like dead fish. They are unsurpassed in their winter driving skills because the roadways are only ice-free 3 or 4 months out of the year. If you see one driving badly, they are doing it on purpose to annoy you because they don't personally know you or your Grandmother. School is almost NEVER canceled. In this place you can pump your gas FIRST, THEN go pay for it if you choose. Dishonesty on "The Range" typically ends in being treated like a deer or fish- in season of course. In the summer, the mosquitos are big enough to abduct a small child or steal your wallet. You will see people wearing t-shirts when there is still snow on the ground.
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).

Some goofy Iron Ranger stole my truck, then brought it back 2 hours later with a full tank and a six-pack dontcha know...

by O-Bobimus November 16, 2018

drone ranger

An American president who sends robot planes to kill everything that moves in Iraqistan.

Guy #1: Did you hear that Islamaghdad got bombed?
Guy #2: For the 1217th time? Lol drone ranger strikes again!

by darth_obama_of _mordor January 25, 2015

Rangerette

Rangerette: A women whom participates in sexual acts with the Army Rangers in the 75th Ranger Regiment. They are the groupies of the 75th Ranger Regiment, and are open to anything a Army Ranger request of them. Sua Sponte.

1)Every year at the "Ranger Rendevous" car loads of Rangerettes come, and attend the event for moral support.

2)After dating John, Amber quickly earned the title of a "Rangerette" when she had sex with the rest of his squad.

by 275WatchMan7tre March 16, 2009

Ranger's Apprentice

The BEST book series ever, originates in Australia from the author John Flanagan.

my friend: hey have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good

by Ranger Will December 18, 2008

profile ranger

(n): a profile ranger is a term for us military personnel who are, seemingly endlessly, on profile. As such, they participate in reconditioning in lieu of actually doing pt, rarely take their respective physical fitness tests, and are completely incapable of such basic and mindless tasks as walking, drilling, or rucking.

upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.

Why is Jones not joining us for the FTX?
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.

Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....

by high speed and hooah November 25, 2010

ruble ranger

A homeless person who can only afford gut rot vodka.

uh oh. here comes the ruble ranger. Hes here for his daily fix.

by Boostah! October 10, 2012

Joan Rangers

Fans and followers of Joan Rivers while she is hosting Fashion Police on the E Network. "Joan Rangers" are not to be confused with regular fans of Joan Rivers, as these are simply referred to as "Joan Rivers fans."

Okay all you Joan Rangers out there...be sure to vote for the bitch you think wore it best on "Bitch Stole My Look!"

by The2Dads December 6, 2011