That guy who asks to crash at your house for a few days but never seems to leave and decides that your couch is his romantic lover.
"Damn man, Joe showed up at my house three months ago and won't leave. He has turned into a serious couch rapist."
by oracleofchangeorders October 1, 2013
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The wit of someone who wears an orange tuxedo, drives 2 thousand miles for a girl they hardly know and is willing to trade a 1988 Chevy Econoline van for a mini-bike using the milage as a good bargaining point.
by TeamJPD March 9, 2004
Get the Rapist Wit mug.1. One who often enters an ongoing conversation or argument, saying nothing of value and often just repeating the stupidest/baseless/meaningless fucking thing they possibly can, usually also as loudly as possible.
2. One whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god damn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. One who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.
2. One whom, after fufilling the first definition, uses the flimsiest god damn segue to steer (rape) the conversation into a totally different subject.
3. One who rapes someone, and attempts to make small-talk during the aforementioned rape.
1.Me: Dude, I'm serious, Chocolate ice cream is the best
Friend: Well, I dunno man...
Conversation Rapist: SERIOUSLY MAN, VANILLA IS WAY BETTER, ONLY CUNTS LIKE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA,VANILLA,VANILLA, FUCK YOU.
2. Conversation Rapist (continues): YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY AND CUNTY? YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!
Me: I'm glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you fucking rapist.
3. Rapist: (Mid Raping) The weather's pretty nice this time of year. It's refreshing.
Rape Victim: I suppose, but could you please stop raping me?
Rapist: Ehhh, Nope.
Friend: Well, I dunno man...
Conversation Rapist: SERIOUSLY MAN, VANILLA IS WAY BETTER, ONLY CUNTS LIKE CHOCOLATE, VANILLA,VANILLA,VANILLA, FUCK YOU.
2. Conversation Rapist (continues): YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS FUCKING GAY AND CUNTY? YOUR WHOLE PERSONALITY!
Me: I'm glad you added that relevant point and smooth transition to the conversation, you fucking rapist.
3. Rapist: (Mid Raping) The weather's pretty nice this time of year. It's refreshing.
Rape Victim: I suppose, but could you please stop raping me?
Rapist: Ehhh, Nope.
by PleaseDon'tRapeMe June 24, 2011
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Arrthur: "Oh, I think I spotted Rapist Capeist, let's drive right over it."
Jarrshua: "Yeah great idea, we still need to burn our 217 planks from that fortress!"
Jarrshua: "Yeah great idea, we still need to burn our 217 planks from that fortress!"
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We don’t like thinking about the disturbing reality of war such as the actions of the patriot rapist.
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