quronophila

That one annoying dumbass that constantly thinks he can roast and thinks he is richer thhan everyone else but in reality he is a metrosexual hipster

Ah fuck i think hes got quronophila

by ITSYABOIJAGGEDSALAD March 5, 2019

Quran

The Quran is the 5th and final holy book recognized in Islam, some of the others are the original bible and the commandments given to Moses. The Quran was relayed Via messenger from Allah (the god muslims pray to) to prophet Mohammed. The Quran contains the ideal lifestyles and livings of a proper muslim, and is also recited from in each of the 5 daily prayers. The Quran also has 30 chapter and a total of 114 stories or Surahs

I memorized 25 chapter of the Quran so far.

by exzxcvbnmx July 8, 2010

quranavirus

When you are exited about memorizing the Quran in 2020.

Abdul, I am positive on quranavirus, 'alah 'akbar.

by nina69 November 30, 2020

Quran

Someone who can treat any girl how they are supposed to be treated....and is very well respected right as well as in the bed 🤫and is perfect for a silly girl .that is thick and cute❤️

Quran + nydirah 😂😂

by D-D-D-D Dick up June 3, 2019

Qurandem

When you're out holding down your mosque and your mum tells you to take your Muslim grandad with you

"Yo, you coming out with us tonight?" "Nah, fam. Stuck with the Qurandem"

by SemajEgnaro December 19, 2016

wallah quran

In arabic meaning:
I swear on the quran (quran being the holy book, like bible for the christians)

wallah quran i completed that game in 3 secounds.

by Dixonsider August 9, 2016

quranavirus

The excitement you get when you try to memorize the quran in 2020.

Hey Abdul, I memorized first 25 chapters of the quran, I think I have the quranavirus ,allah 'akbar.
Quranavirus is not a disease but a cure for islamophobia.

by nina69 November 28, 2020