Quinoa Kid

noun informal; A hipster. A sub culture of person who's love for quinoa, tight chinos and being able to say the liked something before it was cool defines them as a person. They can usually be found in over priced cafes ordering a complicated coffee served in the skin of an avocado.

Those damned Quinoa Kids ate all the avocado.

by Drew013 June 29, 2017

quinoa pig

A pig of small sizes it usually looks like a Guinea pig but it’s not

Wow thats a quinoa pig, bro

by Quinonapigglies March 12, 2018

dirty quinoa

When your fucking a bitch so hard she starts cuming seeds. Your too distracted stuffing your building cock in her pussy to notice the sucking sounds shes making. Shes eating her own cum seeds. Just as you start to notice, her pussy tightens not because she's horny but because she's a plant. You have been fucking a plant for the last 20 minutes. Now all thats left is layers of your sad nut and the stench of shame.

I don't wanna get near any plants, I might have a dirty quinoa like Jake did yesterday.

by anonymous September 7, 2021

devils quinoa

another word for weed. cuz quinoa is a plant and it makes sense

stoner: hey dawg, you got the devils quinoa?? *wink wink*

by analdestroyed August 13, 2017

spitting out the quinoa

an expression used to describe when a person goes out of his way to prove himself wrong.

Sarah: Chew each bite 32 times!
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.

by GirlNamedSandoz August 30, 2022

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community

Another word for the LGBTQ+ community if you want to use it in an area full of homophobes.

Hey, do you support Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community?

Yeah of course I do!

by LiLbLaCkId August 15, 2021

Quinoa

Something that is cool in a vegan or holistic way.

That tumbled pyrite is so quinoa!

by Aslutfacedginger qu 2 we June 4, 2022