Quilt

An album you want to wrap yourself up in and live inside of.

Have you heard the new Radiohead album? It's a total quilt.

by Caffolder September 17, 2018

quilt

A homosexual (gay, puff, queer, noddy etc.)

Bowler

"your such a fucking quilt"

by Cunty July 29, 2005

quilted

to ejaculate, cum, blow your load etc.

Last night, I totally quilted on this girl's lower back!

by Contreezy May 25, 2009

quilt

up to popular standards, socialy acceptable. Synonyms Cool, Badass, awesome, Spectacular, Fabulous, Stoopid, Sick (or Ill), Phalic, Epic, Killer.

Thats quilt snippy

by Shmooie Bueno April 12, 2003

lap quilting

spanking in a pattern

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting

by manshark November 24, 2014

Guilt Quilt

This is when you wake up the morning after you've done something awful/humiliating whilst intoxicated and suddenly remember your previous night's activities.

Oh my God, I didn't feel too bad this morning when I woke up, till I realised I'd called my best friend a whore, snogged my boss's significant other and mooned the woman who was my teacher when I was six! I was SO under the guilt quilt!

by Tuppence A. Bag December 30, 2010

stitching quilts

permanent brain damage that occurs from too much drug abuse and leaves you so fucked up that you appear to be in a perpetual state of stitching quilts.

what's wrong with Bryan?

homie fried his brains so much on that shit that he just sits on the porch stitching quilts with his grandma while she be

straddling the fence.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009