quiff

A hairstyle that is a variation on the pompadour, with a flat top and a heap of fringe in front, held together with lots of gel. Elvis wore one. Usually accompanied by sideburns.

"I styled my hair in a quiff to look like Elvis, but I just looked ridiculous."

by Twigs_01 January 5, 2010

Quiff

A scottish term for the celebrity Mark McKenzies lack of hair on the frontal side of his head

"Hul Mark man a hink you drapped sumhing"
"Wit"
"Yer quiff is on the floor ya mad hypebeast man"

by Pure Mad D Mckee November 5, 2019

quiff

A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.

oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!

by pony graph November 12, 2009

Quiff

A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.

Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!

by chris leisure December 10, 2010

Quiff

The ship name for Quinn and Jeff from the TV show Glee

Hey do you ship Quiff?

by emma starshine March 7, 2011

quiff

a sound emiting from thepussy making a farting sound. a mixture of air and bodily fluids causes this. also known as a pussy fart.

did you just fart or was that a quiff babe?

by wontonballs August 2, 2007

quiff

Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.

Was that a fart or did you just quiff?

by eastereggalex18 June 15, 2009