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Quicktime

A pointless program made to run movies. Annoys the fucking hell out of you when you accidentally click on it.
Oh shit, this video needs quicktime. Fuck that
by z3ekeezzz August 21, 2008
mugGet the Quicktimemug.

QuickTime

A lousy bloatware audio/video codec and software package created by Apple.
Hrm, I need another plugin?
...load...
Gah! Fuck QuickTime!
by Lord_D October 17, 2004
mugGet the QuickTimemug.

Quicktimed

Originating from the Apple program that performs this action, to be quicktimed is to install a program that adds numerous hidden registry keys, an icon on the desktop, in quick launch and in the start menu without your approval.
"Dude, I just installed a porn app and now there's tons of icons and shit,"
"Dude, you've been Quicktimed!"
by Soiled Undergarment October 9, 2004
mugGet the Quicktimedmug.

Quicktime

A video format from Apple with the shittiest and gayest SDK I have ever seen, and even worse documentation. Includes such revealing function names as MoviesTask(), and short, easy to type constant names as kQTMovieAudioExtractionPropertyID _AudioStreamBasicDescription. Actually has a constant called DoTheRightThing, and calls setting things up "preflighting". I can just picture Quicktime engineers sitting in their turtleneck sweaters thinking that using words like "preflight" somehow makes them cool. Having spent some time with the Quicktime APIs I think I can safely assume that general Mac development is just as retarded.
Dude, I have been trying to find what numerical value kQTAnnoyingLongAssConstantNames _IDontHaveTwentyFingersToTypeThisShit maps to in the Quicktime header files, but haven't had any luck so far.
by Habib Nahapurami May 22, 2006
mugGet the Quicktimemug.

QuickTime

A mediocre at best video format that was never the best video format even in the early days when Apple would have had you think otherwise. Generally known for producing lousy grainy video streams on the internet.
by UUGH September 13, 2005
mugGet the QuickTimemug.

Quicktime

A video format from Apple with the shittiest and gayest SDK I have ever seen, and even worse documentation. Includes such revealing function names as MoviesTask(), and short, easy to type constant names as kQTMovieAudioExtractionPropertyID _AudioStreamBasicDescription. Actually has a constant called DoTheRightThing, and calls setting things up "preflighting". I can just picture Quicktime engineers sitting in their turtleneck sweaters thinking that using words like "preflight" somehow makes them cool. Having spent some time with the Quicktime APIs I think I can safely assume that general Mac development is just as retarded.
Dude, I have been trying to find what numerical value kQTAnnoyingLongAssConstantNames _IDontHaveTwentyFingersToTypeThisShit maps to in the Quicktime header files, but haven't had any luck so far.
by Habib Nahapurami May 30, 2006
mugGet the Quicktimemug.

Quicktimes

'Thug' for doing something fast or quick
"Yo man, let's get on this quicktimes."
by yeahwhateverman June 26, 2014
mugGet the Quicktimesmug.

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