quickster

A person who thinks they are doing something hip or progressive but fails at it - often of the hipster variety. Based on Netflix and their sub-company Quickster, which was a major failure and business flop.

A superhero character from SpongeBob that has only appeared in one episode.

You deserve a chaffing for being such a quickster. I mean who wears butt-tight jeans while riding a fixed gear bike in the hills of San Francisco anyway?

Anyone who would pay $6 for drip coffee and sit on their iPad all day at the cafe is a quickster.

by shayna shenanigans October 25, 2011

Kansas quickstep

The runs.

"He's got a case of the Kansas quickstep"

R. A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

by Zy The Fly February 6, 2009

bombay quickstep

Having the needs to urgently visit the toilet, the runs, the trots.

Joseph ate something spicey last night, that has clearly given him the bombay quickstep

by Stormtrooper X October 30, 2017

Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea where each step results in an additional shart.

Wife: What the hell happened to your boxers and pants?

Husband: Your mother's cooking gave me the Johnny Rotten Apple Quicksteps. Those last few steps on the way to the bathroom were brutal. Good thing I was wearing socks.

by HymieG December 30, 2010

quickstrike

Where a shoe company doesn't tell you the release date of a shoes until a week before it comes out.

I heard the Air Jordan 23 pack is going to be quickstrike.

by Geniel September 25, 2007

Green Apple Quickstep

Squirty shits that often result in eating an Apple before its ripe. Usually come on quickly and without warning. Causing the victim to make a run for the nearest crapper.

Look at that stinky Pedro run, boy must have a case of the Green Apple Quickstep.

by its426 October 22, 2003

quicketybam

When someone comes to visit, usually to see a friend or relative in college, they want to make sure they have a solid time by hooking up with someone there.

Both parties definitely go all out on each other because there is no chance of a relationship afterwards

She's only here for the weekend, no attachments...QUICKETYBAM

or

If we visit NYU you can retry that quicketybam you had when he was here haha

by J Rocket August 7, 2009