sticky quicky

When one is in a hurry but at the same time needs to poop. He/she decides to try and drop one before leaving and naturally it is a poop the needs to be wiped about a thousand times.

"What took you so long? You said you would only be a minute."

"Sorry, I didn't know it was gonna be a sticky quicky."

by bigron275 March 5, 2009

Quicksticks

Used with 'in' as 'in quick sticks'. Derived from a game with he same name and used to mean: 'in rapid succession'. Later misused to mean: 'pronto'. or 'hurry up'.

This is the third cup of tea I've had in quicksticks.

by Baroncorvo May 4, 2018