Mr. Quattlebaum

He's a wave-surfing-science teaching- carpenter who lets us do whatever for our science projects. His nick-name is Dairy Queen. (No, he is NOT gay.)

"DUDE, Who's that semi-bald man dancing on that desk?"
"DUDE, That's soooo Mr. Quattlebaum."

by Kir Allen May 14, 2010

Quattle

You know what it is!

What's a quattle? You know what it is!

by Micheal Hunts Quattles October 30, 2007

quittle

To perform oral sex while giving birth.

Lady 1: why didn't you answer my call yesterday.
Lady 2: oh I'm sorry I was quittleing for hours.

by jhhahaa October 25, 2010

Quattle

A situation that you're not quite sure about.

"Dude, what type of drink is this?"
"I'm not sure, just drink it."
"It's a quattle in a bottle."

"I want a group of naked women to feed me strips of bacon. Does that make me a pig of a man? Or am I simply a pig that wants to be a man?"

"I'm not sure, that's quite a quattle."

by D0NKEYKONGA December 5, 2014

quittle

To rape with one's brother.
*Usage note: quittle is applied to an individaul, when the action is to the individual's brother.
**Without indirect object the understood indirect object of teh speaker is understood.

Example: I would so love to quittle you.
Translation: I would so love to rape your brother.
Example: I really want to quittle.
Translation: I really want to rape my brother.

by Mike Bam February 25, 2004

quittler

This is what happens when a shittler gets frustrated and quits

"Hey, Quittler, shut up and start vacuuming."

by cee-tee October 22, 2008

Quattlenutts

A form of herpes, affecting the scrotal area of a junior Marine, resulting in the dramatic decrease in brain activity.

He didn't remove the telephone transfer on the Base Operations telephones due to advanced stages of quattlenutts.

by KNYLRADIO July 18, 2009