quimby

Commonly misunderstood to be the central player in an all male three-way, a "quimby" is actually the male in two woman three-way. Selected by choice bi-curious trim for his long, never-flaccid penis, "quimbies" have been spotted whiffing the occasional bike seat and, upon request, tossing a nicely-groomed woman's salad.

Other common misuses of the word involve chickens and farts.

My best girlfriend and I picked up this amazing quimby last night who took us to entirely new levels of sexual bliss.

by SoCal_Boi August 28, 2010

Quempy

To shoplift clothing from a store by means of wearing the item of clothing, and walking out of the store; different from just stealing the clothing

"Yo i just fuckin stole this hat from Kohls."
"You must think your pretty badass, but check out these jeans that I quempied from Target!"
"Whoa! Fuck stealing shit! I wanna quempy something its way more badass!"

by Big Bacon Kass December 13, 2009

Quimby

a righteous soul, one who knows whats good; Someone with many ideas.

What are we going to do today quimby?

by James Cash Barrett March 17, 2008

Quemmy

A word with a negative connotation used to define a person you do not like.

That guy is a quemmy.

by Kailuaboy808 September 23, 2009

Quimby Oak Middle School

A middle school. Like many schools, students attending there normally travel in large packs or small groups. However, there will most likely be a few loners wandering around the school campus.
If you lie low enough, you won't notice the inherent chaos.

Quimby Oak Middle School is nice.

by ellipsisdotdotdot June 1, 2011

quebypod

A close knit group of friends. Must consist of four or more friends, ideally though it has five.

The pentagon is a perfect quebypod.

by Finetwig November 22, 2011

Quimby

A person who sucks farts out of dead chickens

by G.Meela January 4, 2003