quelch

a queef that sounds like a burp

(generic femal name ), did an alarming quelch

by the fuzzy ewok January 22, 2015

quelch

the imprints and/or the marks you get in your skin when you sit on something for too long

after sitting in the grass for an hour i had QUELCH marks all over.

by sandy handjob March 21, 2004

quelch

1. a vaginal sneeze 2. a squirting orgasm in which the secretions are blasted out in a spray rather than in a stream.

i was eating my girlfriend out and she came and quelched all over me.

by lonewolf7083 March 7, 2010

quelch

fuck ass, ass bald head ass teacher at Pembroke Pines Charter High!

I hate that ho Ms. Quelch, she gave me an F!

by Meat May 15, 2003

quelch

A creature, male or female, which is constantly chasing and/or hording cock

no example needed, we all know who they are...

by Candice May 19, 2003

Daniel quelch

This is what we call a real nigga he knows how to treat u like a man and has bare birds waiting at his manor readh to jump at him

John-Yo this gangbanger a Daniel quelch

Ian- yo I think we should blow him
John - *winks*

by Young grime media May 18, 2019

Mars Quelch

Otherwise known as marsipan,
A little silly guy whos an incredible singer and plays bass and sometimes guitar

Mars Quelch is my favorite singer!!

by OliveDefines December 19, 2024