queerbeer

Any alcoholic beverage that is meant to be consumed without tasting the alcohol. These include "Smirnoff ice" and "zima" as well as various whine coolers and numerous drinks mixed with "red bull". When heterosexual men drink these beverages in public, they are subject to ridicule, and in alpha-male situations, will have there status downgraded immediately. Females typically consume these beverages therefor it is demasculating for men to do so. Not to be confused with "clearbeer"

Jack: "That guys lookin at me funny, I'm going to whoop his ass!"

Fred: "Chill dude, he's drinking a queerbeer, he's just gay. You better go apologize."

Jack: "Oh, yea, you're right."

by Elwood money blues April 29, 2009

queerbag

A extreme member of the gay/homosexual community, or anyone who acts in a gay manner.

"Like oh my God! What a cute sweater!"

"Shut up you useless queerbag!"

by jcat47 December 11, 2007

queerage

1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.

2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.

Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."

"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."

"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."

by Danfield January 4, 2007

Queercake

Someone who takes their dirty deeds to a bakery.

A big black guy who bulldozes you over in an intense game of basketball.

That kid just fuckin bulldozed me over.
Hes a fuckin queercake!

by Hailee Corin February 20, 2009

Queersten

a young queer lady with leg problems and dinosaur hands.

hello queersten. you suck.

by basldkjhkasjkdbhascd March 9, 2010

queefeater

Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs.

Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE queefeater.

by Allison Parks February 2, 2008

Queerasexual

a homosexual who is willing to flaunt there obvious sexuality. someone who goes over the top and out of there way to make a straight person feel uncomfortable.

OMG what a queerasexual,

by Tristan Owen June 25, 2008