A fat chick. Characteristics include (but are not limited to): prodigious muffin top, thunder-thighs, cankles, back-tits, ass-belly, breasts much too small for large-sized body, and a fat vagina (from which the term is derived). Beef queefers are completely unaware of their body type, as they tend to dress in such a way as to look like 10 pounds of shit stuffed in a 5 pound bag. A beef queefer is usually the token fat friend in a group of normal to attractive females; as such, they are generally cock-blockers when sober but will fuck anything that has something vaguely resembling a penis when intoxicated. Considered highly dangerous; if encountered, keep away from fridge/snacks/penis at all costs.
Friend 1: "Damn dude, that Sarah chick is a fox!"
Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."
Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"
Randy: "God dammit..."
Friend 2: "It's a no-go dude; that beef queefer Gretchen is with her. She's keeping that shit on lock-down. Sucks, 'cause Erika's pretty hot too..."
Friend 1: "Naw, dude, we can have Randy buy her a few drinks and take the hit for us, right Randy?"
Randy: "God dammit..."
by gr33nf00t February 17, 2012
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Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.
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A musical ensemble, most noted for their woodwind section, who preform classical concerts with the wind of their vaginas. They can often be recognized by their costume which consists of crotchless unitards and white rhinestone bowties. They are backed up by their road crew who follows the the motto "You Blow'em we Stow'em".. Coming to city near you...
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Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.
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