Sex Quaver

A piece of cheese that has crumbled from beneath the crease of a bellend during oral sex.

Likened to a quaver in shape and also as it may be crunchy (dependent of age) and taste of cheese.

I haven’t washed this week so if you blow me you might get to eat a sex quaver .

by Nellobruh February 6, 2018

cheesy quaver

Meaning 'a raver', as made famous by Tracey from Big Brother 8.

I'm a raver, a cheesy quaver.

by BethanS July 7, 2007

quaver tab

Someone or something that has tabs (ears) shaped like quavers (the crisps)

Look at matts tabs, they look like quavers, ha ha

by Pie face December 23, 2003

Quim Quavers

When the overuse of the female genitalia causes the lips to sag down and look like prawn cocktail Quavers.

Guy1: Lad. That cougar you took home last night looked like she should of got out the game a long time ago.

Guy2: I know lad. She had the worst case of quim quavers I've ever seen.

by Harrymarrymo October 11, 2012

Dirty Quaver

To get a crisp/potato chip and wipe up smegma using the crisp/potato chip and then eat it.

John: "Hey babe you've still got my dick cheese in your teeth"
Claudia: "Oh from the dirty quaver last night?"

by DrDirtyshmirtz April 22, 2021

quaver lips

crispy crusty dry fanny lips

oh my god man....bet roz's got a right pair of quaver lips

by drew pewyport April 5, 2008

Quaver Queef

When the girls Queef smells like cheese... This is a warning that she's dirty and unwashed and to avoid hitting that at all costs as she's most likely to have an infection!

Bro! That girl I took home last night did the dirtiest quaver Queef in my face... I sent her packing, that sketty bitch!

by Naytown86 April 25, 2021