quarf

when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts

This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.

by travlax December 18, 2010

Quarf

A male version of a queef. The sound mostly happens during masturbation.

Boy: Fuck, i just quarfed.

by Rainbows Jumpping Unicorns July 22, 2009

Quarf

when air comes out of your penis and sounds like a fart, like a woman quiffs out her vagina

A ups employee quarffed while bending over to pick up a package

by SoCOR December 13, 2010

quarf

The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).

guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.

guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.

guy 1:WTF

guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...

by complex two point oh January 29, 2009

quarf

When a girl farts and queefs at the same time.

Jen had to bust some ass. So she tried to secretly let a fart out and had a queef at the same time.

Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."

During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.

Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"

by LT1 November 14, 2010

quarf

The gunk that unpredictably shoots out of a pregnent womans vagina after she gives birth.

"OH GOD THE QUARF HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!" said the gynacologist(vagina doctor)

by Alex The Mighty Canadian December 28, 2005

Quarf

When a Man exhales air from his Penis. Sometimes, Involves blood.

"Dude I Quarfed, I think there's blood".

by Shika69 June 1, 2011