Qi

When your 1 part gay/lezbo and 3 parts straight. (Because Bi is a pefix meaning 2 and quad is 4)

Sara: I love you soo much!
Lisa: I love you too!
Jamie: Can you two please be Gay somewhere else?
Sara: I'm Not Gay, I'm Qi!

by lucyinthesky January 9, 2008

Qi

Some fucking asian term nobody understands.

Also a term that Americans try to say but can’t. Americans say Key

Actually pronounced Chee

Hey Dude I’m gonna try some Qi
Friend: the fuck is Qi

by Cherwirufhgkeduywajdgkfbnu December 12, 2018

Qi

When the female is about to orgasm, but sneezes snot, followed by a quif. This is described as lung Qi big O deficient.

He fucked me so hard last night that I Qi’ed

My partner made me do the biggest Qi earlier, he felt vulnerable and had a volcanic eruption.

by 17.2 March 12, 2018

qi

An impossibility. Because Q must be followed by U, it's impossible.

Guy 1: I wanna fly!

Girl: What? you can't fly...

Guy 2: Yeah, that's a qi.

by Nekromancers March 1, 2020

Qi

A sleethball who is loyal to his wife 350 days a year.

My friend is a qi. He always ends up fucking strangers when we go out for a drink.

by Chimpolpole March 29, 2020

Qi

Negative IQ

Iric: I’m so smart! Ask me any question!
Daniel: what’s 2*3?
Iric: EASY!!! That’s 5!!
Daniel: your Qi is so low...

by mugisabot October 17, 2020

QI

Your QI is the amount of money you spent on microtransactions in a video game. You lost so many brain cells that your IQ turned into QI.

Person 1. Hey man I spend 18,000 thousand dollars on ESO. Person 2. Hey man that 18,000 is ur qi u r fuckin retarded.

by I Invented Qi April 9, 2023