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Puttin' on the ritz

A slang way of saying "dressing fancy"
Popularized by Fred Astaire song

"If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,

Puttin' on the ritz"
by bellalogic August 8, 2014
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butt-putt golf

A sexual act in which one man uses his erect penis to tap a second man’s testicle into a third man’s anus.

A common variant involves “removing the flag,” where a fourth man removes a dildo from the third man’s anus just as the butt-putting begins.
I thought Bruce invited me to play putt-putt golf, not butt-putt golf. That was crazy.
by ~dick April 13, 2014
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Putty

To be willing or submissive, to be like jelly for someone or they features.
"When i looked in his eyes i was putty in his hands."
by lifeseager February 2, 2017
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putty crotch

When a woman’s genitalia, mainly the labia, hangs down and features quite stretchy attributes similar to a glob of putty.
Skyler: “Sam had me over yesterday, she kept begging me to stretch out her box flaps around my willie!”
Conrad: “oh dang dude! Did you get all over that putty crotch? “
Skyler: “Yes.”
by Mr. Woodshop Teacher June 8, 2018
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puttcuck

A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in the work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, crypto trading, self aggrandizing posts, and living beyond their means all while having an unhealthy addiction to sports betting.
Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.
by Jason Edward Reasaround, Esq October 25, 2023
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Slutty Putty

when someone fingers a slut, and they squirt all over them
Ryan: dude, mikey got slutty putty all over forest last night.
Kevin: damn, thats dirty
by tedddy<3 July 16, 2009
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Putt fuck

A woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking players.

Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend
All the women that slept with Tiger Woods are real putt fucks.

Tiger Woods' wife is such a putt fuck
by Rex Roddy January 6, 2010
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