Putlocker and chill

When you want to Netflix and chill with someone, but are too poor to afford Netflix and have to use the free, completely legal option of Putlocker.

'Are you and Eleanor a thing then?'
'Yeah, we're gonna putlocker and chill tonight'

by TopKek420 November 1, 2015

putpocketing

The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.

No one came to my last show. Time to try putpocketing the flyers!

by Dharma Midget November 7, 2016

Putlocker And Chill

Twice as struggle as netflix and chill but free, easy, and no monthly payments (except for the plan b)

Hey gurl wanna putlocker and chill?

by Chipwitley March 28, 2016

Petko

A person with an absolutely enormous cock, with one in million athletic ability, brain capability out of this world and undoubtedly a gorgeous human being.

-wow he is so sexy i want to suck his balls, whilst he penetrates my step-moms asshole!
yeah, he is total Petko.

by enormouscock69 May 14, 2020

Jennifer Petkov

Sick, demented, and just downright evil

Jennifer Petkov, decided to taunt her dying 7-year old neigbor by posting the little girls photos with crossbones on her FaceBook page

by anonnnnnnnnnn254 October 11, 2010

El Puko

A legendary, semi-mystical heroic trivia sage who lives in a Buick Invicta with his best friend, Pepe the Love Goat.

Popular with the nubiles and the ASPCA alike.

Man, you really pulled an el puko on that question, here's a drink. Don't puke, though.

by A. Trebec May 14, 2007

putokeo

kids term for "purple nurple" of the 80s.Similar to nipple twister.

I was mad at my brother so I gave him a putokeo to get rid of himnipple twister purple nurple

by Haley HoHo April 19, 2009