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Putnik

noun.
1. The code name given to a top-secret Soviet biochemical project. The project was intended to create a truth serum to uncover enemy plans but something went very wrong in its making and the resulting compound instead, when ingested, causes victims to jump into bushes naked.

2.. A swift slap across the face. May be disguised as a 'game', when in fact everyone and their bus driver knows that a putnik is just a slap across the face. This slap should have no mal intentions, or have any anger associated with it, it is simply perpetrated for the enjoyment of the slapper. The slapped may seek recourse by employing their own putnik.

verb. to putnick
1. To name your dog after a 1980s musician.
My friend Monica was accidentally exposed some Putnik and now its all she can do to keep herself from jumping into bushes.

Dude, what's with the full body cast?

I played putnik and couldn't stop.

Man, Ralph totally putniked his dog's name.

What did he name him?
Billy Ocean
That's not bad, my friend putniked and named his dog Kool & The Gang
by revisioo March 2, 2015
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Putining

When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.
“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches
by gman6020 March 3, 2022
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Putinski

noun

1. A person engaged in thinking or speaking out loud only Kremlin approved thoughts.

2. A petty dictator immitating another petty dictator.

3. Putinskied (past tense) A person that can no longer think non-Kremling approved thoughts.

4. Putinskis; a group of people that argue against all reason, evidence and logic that only putinskied thoughts are correct.

Verb.

1. Putinization; the process of making a general population completely unable to think non-Kremlin approved thoughts.
1. "No it is the west that has forced the east to invade a peaceful democracy by being very disagreeable"

"Yup, you've been totally putinskied." *shrugs*

2. "Dear daughter, I know you told me about attacks on your country and you sent me images of devastation but I don;t think they want to harm you. They are good people on a peace mission these soldiers. All the neighbours agree with me."

"Dear mother, you and your neighbours are a victims of putinization and unfortunately you turned in to just a bunch of putinskis."

3. "You watch out for that Lukashenko!"
"He's just another Putinski!"

4. "They want to conquer us and enforce strict putinization!"
"They can try but all they will get is this finger ! "
by Geek With A Knife March 4, 2022
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putinky

Putinky is somethign really smelly
by Dan Jaques May 25, 2005
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putinist

A person who commits a string of blunders in quick succession.
Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!
by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022
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Putinia

You must be out of your mind to want to visit Putinia now! Old Weaselface is off his rocker!
by pentozali June 3, 2014
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Putinistic

noun. Acting out aggresively or overcompensating in "manly" behaviour because you have a micropenis.

Named after the current Tsar Vladimir Putin (Vlad the Terrible), who has had a grip on Russia since 1999 and overcompensates his microscopic fallus by a reign of terror.
Steve is pointing at his abs to distract people from his tiny dick, how putinistic of him

Brian is being putinistic by starting a barfight as soon as people talk about dong sizes

Don't call William Willy, it reminds him of his micropenis and he'll starts throwing things because he's really putinistic about it
by JoaC89 February 25, 2022
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