punometer

A particular friend or acquaintance whose reaction is used to measure the success of a pun. Usually selected based on their lack of approval of puns in general.

The joke went down well, but my usual punometer wasn't there, so I don't know how good it really was.

by TheJ9 June 1, 2011

Pussimeter sensor

This is a sensor on your phone that recognizes when potential plus he is coming your direction.

Damn, look at the hottie Sam pulled he must have his pussimeter sensor in

by Puerto Rican chocolat thunder May 3, 2018

Putometer

A device to measure the mileage on one’s pussy.

Dude, she’s had miles of dick. She needs a putometer installed to keep track of the mileage on that thing.

by Bradluck July 22, 2024