pugitis

A condition suffered by salty girls. " She's so jelly of her sister, she's got Pugitis"

" She's so jealous she's got Pugitis

by Kat1024 December 8, 2019

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.

Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.

by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022

Pussitis

When a guy acts like a huge bitch almost like he has a pussy between his legs.

Adam wont even go to the bar with the boys because his pussitis is acting up.

by Sj9587 January 23, 2026

PLANTAR PUSSITIS

A MAKE BELIEF CHRONIC CONDITION IN WHICH A MAN USES HIS FOOT AS AN EXCUSE BUT IN FACT IT JUST MAKES HIM SEEM AS THOUGH HE HAS A PUSSY BETWEEN HIS LEGS.

Eddy: Bro you cant hoop anymore you’re washed up.

Jorge: Dude! My Plantar Pussitis is acting up. It’s bothering me and it really hurts!

by EZBUCKETS October 13, 2019