A man who, when challenged to a push-up contest gets down and hip thrusts the bare concrete floor repeatedly until his balls fall off and all that is left is the jungle of hair underneath his pants. He then subsequently shaves his jungle and uses it to fake facial hair so that he can get a Powerball ticket at the local CVS and bribe a bloody scaliwager.
He is an unfortunate victim of the hairy face syndrome causing him to have gorilla-like features similar to that of a neanderthal. However, due to this condition Purvit has hella game and unlimited coochie. Although all women in existence are attracted to Purvit due to his seemingly unlimited masculinity in the form of estrogen, once they find out his balls fell off after thrusting a concrete floor, they decide to leave him. This made Purvit sad and he formed a cult of pimped out gangster thugs.
He is an unfortunate victim of the hairy face syndrome causing him to have gorilla-like features similar to that of a neanderthal. However, due to this condition Purvit has hella game and unlimited coochie. Although all women in existence are attracted to Purvit due to his seemingly unlimited masculinity in the form of estrogen, once they find out his balls fell off after thrusting a concrete floor, they decide to leave him. This made Purvit sad and he formed a cult of pimped out gangster thugs.
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by TheWiseBiscotti January 13, 2009
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One day Purvin's benchod ass farted so bad that his girl dumped him
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(adj.) –ly.. A beacon of light in the darkest of night.
(v). To smile profoundly and uncontrollably, the feeling of satisfaction through beauty.
(adj.) –ly.. A beacon of light in the darkest of night.
(v). To smile profoundly and uncontrollably, the feeling of satisfaction through beauty.
(n). That sister is so purvi, she has to be a Muslimah.
(adj). Even though the power went out after the floods, her purvily face brought a much needed light throughout the night.
(v). I can’t stop purving because of my happiness.
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