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purse breast separation

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them
I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.
by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007
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Purse Owner!!!

Something someone with dyslexia says when they find a mask, gun, or trip and fall into a Tv.
Person: Purse Owner!!!
Persona: Thou am thou, I art I.
by KirbyMultiverse11037 December 16, 2020
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poop purse surprise

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.
by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012
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double-purse

The act of inserting one testicle in a vagina while simultaneously placing the other testicle in the anus.
She wouldn't let me double-purse her until I shaved my balls!
by horse&angel November 3, 2010
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Hit it with your purse

Phrase meant to imply that a person isn’t masculine enough to handle a situation in a manly way and that they should therefore handle the situation in a way that someone feminine enough to carry a purse would.
Edgar: Man I have tried and tried and I just can’t get this CV axle out of the transmission. Do you have any idea what I’m doing wrong? Do you know of any tips or tricks I can use?
Jude: Hit it with your purse.
by Johnswiecki May 21, 2021
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pursebeer

Beer + Purse = Pursebeer
"Hey, want to go into the bathroom and drink a pursebeer?" "Awesome innovention, friend."
by TEAMAWESOME2 September 19, 2009
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Purse Water

A pint of alcohol or a flask that you store in your purse or backpack on a daily basis for convenient shots while out in public, especially in restrooms, movie theaters and chaotic Uber rides with your degenerate friends.
Erin has to go to CVS to buy more purse water
by Pint of Fun June 14, 2018
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