when the customer places himself under a mesh camping table while their partner vigorously defecates on the surface of the table sorting the peanut and corn from the poop. in case the customer has an allergy.
by poolboy6969696969696969 June 15, 2011

16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls
Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.
by βαρίδι November 21, 2022

by Corbino the Extino November 27, 2022

When a concept is pure, you'll know. It will be refined, and well-rounded. Free and devoid of flaws, but not sterile or insincere. It will feel balanced, and like it always was, even though someone painstakingly worked away for hours on end on the computer to make it possible. When you see a purified concept, you'll know that's what it is, and you'll only know what a purified concept is when you'll see one.
While not used very often, "purified concept" , the term is mostly referenced on the Internet, generally in reference to shopping centres, and Swedish products.
by levimichael January 24, 2024

by ihatepurifiedwater October 5, 2022

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW
by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019
