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Abused Puppy Syndrome

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A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
by hoboace October 21, 2007
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puppy smuggler

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to have very huge and very perky titties........
swelling a small shirt with massive boobs.....

knockers too big for common clothes......
Roxx was wearing a little shirt which made her a class 10 puppy smuggler.

That chick not only has great pigtails but she is smuggling puppies as well.......rock on chicky.....rock on.
by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008
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Pappy's Old Dress Sock

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A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015
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Puppy Surprise

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An act of sexual intercourse involving two women and one man. The man must first be wearing a strap-on dildo facing behind him. He must position one women in front of him and one behind him. This allows him to penetrate both women simultaneously.
Them girls was beggin' for that puppy surprise.
by Miami Mike January 16, 2006
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Lost Puppy Syndrome

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One who finds themselves only dating people who have issues that they feel like they could solve.

A person who is only attracted to people that have problems(drug addiction/abusive parents/ect.) and thinks they could protect and nurture them back to happiness.
Jenny has lost puppy syndrome, her last boyfriend was a recovering addict and now shes dating a guy that was raped by his own dad. She thinks she can change him, too bad the last one went back to drugs.
by thebirdandthebee April 26, 2011
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Sad Puppy Syndrome

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1. An intense need for constant companionship or affection.

2. A relationship where one or both people is completely codependent on the other and cannot bear to let them leave their side.
Girl 1: "Aww, that girl from our Spanish class is crying because her boyfriend is out of town..."
Girl 2: "That's total Sad Puppy Syndrome."
by Fireflycities March 30, 2009
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Puppy Shackles

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Shackles meant to restrain your puppy from any movement possible.
I used the new puppy shackles on my pup last night and i dont have any pets anymore.
by Henry Michealson June 18, 2009
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