dick-uppercut

When you use your well-trained pubococcygeus muscle (the make-your-cock-jump muscle) to give your beloved one an uppercut. Doesn't really enhance sexual gratification, but if you accomplish this feat, you can officially call yourself Iron Crotch.

- I gave her a dick-uppercut and knocked her out cold. She was so amazed when she woke up that she married me and we were happy ever after.

by relevant man April 8, 2008

puppetute

In 1954, Vernon Green of the Medallions wrote a song called "The Letter" in which he used the words "puppetutes of love", a combination of "puppets" and "prostitutes". A puppetute was a woman of your fantasies who would do anything you wanted.

"I fantasize about you being my Puppetute"

by Random Entity December 20, 2015

left hook with an uppercut

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

by CARS December 8, 2005

Emu Uppercut

Grabbing a can of beer (preferably Emu Export) shotgunning it, then uppercutting the can as hard and high into the air as possible.

Mate, did you see Warren Emu Uppercut that tin out front of the pub the other night ? He fuckin’ sent it !!

by MC BBQ December 29, 2020

Thor's Uppercut

When you pull your boner between ur legs making it look as if u have a vagina(mangina). And you command your woman to "lick your pussy" and as she's just about to lick your mangina you yell "I AM THE CHOSEN ONE" while simultaneously opening your legs enough to release your hard mighty chosen penis, which will smack her under her chin, nose, or an eye.

Johan: Yo Chosen One, you think you're gonna get lucky tonight with that chick?

B-Rod: pfft you already know and i might just finish her off with "Thor's Uppercut" if she not doing me right..

Johan: yee

by JustLaugh=| January 31, 2012

tiger uppercut

A move that Sagat from Street Fighter uses to knock out his oppenents.

b button, up, down, up, down ... TIGER UPPERCUT!!!

by seank September 8, 2006

Ipswich uppercut

A swift hardy foot or fist to the gonads. Resulting in pain and distress

Person 1: Higgsie is spending 2 weeks in ICU

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: He was on the recieving end of a mighty Ipswich uppercut

by Jebp Izar February 6, 2009