sunshine pumper

One who fails to realize the reality of a situation, and instead continues to support/ballyhoo a person, program, etc.

The sunshine pumper sees that their team and coaches are playing hard equating to good, when in fact the players are not performing adequately and the coaches have failed to properly recruit/train/coach the team.

by Old Army February 15, 2007

skidder pumper

a gross, pizza faced hobo who pumps gas

"youz a skidder pumper!"

by LeeannMoore April 13, 2008

snooze pumper

To repeatedly hit the " snooze " button on ones alarm clock

Last night I was awake til 4 am masterbinating to bacon-wrapped midget pegging porn, so when my alarm went off this morning, I snooze pumpered it 16 times, which is why I was late to my job as a monkey loader.

by Dragonwolf November 23, 2018

Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper

When a male defecates into a female's mouth, who then proceeds to fellate the male with a mouthful of excrement.

Not even the Germans, with their infinite scheizer porn, were ready for the Sloppy Joe Pickle Pumper.

by the black debbie February 6, 2005

Smelly pussy pumper

A male who is smelly and like to pump pussy

My goodness Clive really smells like a tramps armpit but golly gosh he loves to pump that gash! He’s a real smelly pussy pumper

by Big T Hound October 21, 2021

stump pumper

a. a person who bones amputees stumps.

b. an amputee that bones people with their stump , stump hump

stump pumper : Dont bother getting out of the wheelchair , i will just pump your stump.

you : sure or i can stuff my stump in your twizzy .

by det.und October 3, 2005

2 second pumper

When you have sex
With a girl and you cum after like 3 seconds worth of humping.

My bf is such a "2 second pumper"

by THEword 14 September 30, 2016