An internet poster or a troll on web forums or comments sections of mainly news websites, which pushes a pro-Putin or pro-Russian line. From the surname of the Russian president and a bot.
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1. Is the "right" to invade a country because another country rejects a Russian Puppet leader.
2. The "right" to invade a country because there are Russian speakers or Russian "interest" (undefined).
3. To make light of military conflicts by Russian military.
4. To make light of criminals in Russia or abroad.
1. Is the "right" to invade a country because another country rejects a Russian Puppet leader.
2. The "right" to invade a country because there are Russian speakers or Russian "interest" (undefined).
3. To make light of military conflicts by Russian military.
4. To make light of criminals in Russia or abroad.
Putin Law: {actual comments by Putin}
(in regards to Soviet Union)
"First and foremost it is worth acknowledging that the demise of the Soviet Union was the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the century."
(in regards to rape in Europe)
"He raped 10 women. I never expected it from him. He surprised all of us. We all envy him."
(in regards to gays at the Winter Olympics)
"One can feel calm and at ease. Just leave kids alone, please."
(in regards to Ukraine President being ousted after shooting protestors)
"Russia reserved the right to use "all means" to protect compatriots who were living in "terror" in Ukraine."
"Mr Putin slammed the takeover of power in Ukraine as "anti-constitutional" and an "armed seizure of power" and said neo-Nazis, nationalists and anti-Semites were now active in the country."
(in regards to Soviet Union)
"First and foremost it is worth acknowledging that the demise of the Soviet Union was the greatest geopolitical catastrophe of the century."
(in regards to rape in Europe)
"He raped 10 women. I never expected it from him. He surprised all of us. We all envy him."
(in regards to gays at the Winter Olympics)
"One can feel calm and at ease. Just leave kids alone, please."
(in regards to Ukraine President being ousted after shooting protestors)
"Russia reserved the right to use "all means" to protect compatriots who were living in "terror" in Ukraine."
"Mr Putin slammed the takeover of power in Ukraine as "anti-constitutional" and an "armed seizure of power" and said neo-Nazis, nationalists and anti-Semites were now active in the country."
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Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:
Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:
"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"
"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"
by BrickSpace August 3, 2020
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"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."
"Yeah, the Soviet Union has collapsed; governments may change, but people don't."
by Gyrapage December 14, 2008
Get the Putin mug.The current president of Russia. Resembles a giant albino bat, with his pointy ears, palid complexion, angular features and balding pate.
Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)
Former KGB man who is edging the country very slowly towards dictatorship. Shows the tendancy to repeat history (killing Chechens, desiring more government control.)
Vladimir Putin secretly wishes that he could turn off the lights in Russia for a week, then turn them back on to reveal that there were no more Chechens. Maybe a few large mountains where none had existed before, made out of what appears to be freshly turned earth, and possibly filled with thousands of lightly charred skeletons, but no Chechens, nosiree!
by gramaticon August 28, 2005
Get the Putin mug.putin Huylo (путин хуйло) or shortly 'ptn hlo' (птн хло) is an insult for putin meaning "putin is a Bastard"
by Карэткаж December 14, 2020
Get the putin Huylo mug.Putin’s Bitch, being positively Putinesque, publicly humiliates each adversary the same day they move against him, to attempt to prevent their truths from gaining traction, just like any mafia don or fascist dictator who believes he’s untouchable.
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