pulverize

when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl.

(can also be used as a noun)

verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."

noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"

by ATMJess June 15, 2007

the pulverizer

when u stick your index finger in the cooch, your middle and ring fingers on the taint, your pinky finger in the anus, all while massaging the clit qwith your thumb

i gave that bitch the pulverizer and she went crazy

by bill December 1, 2003

Dylan Pulver

Someone who is good at cards against humanity

OMG! Look at Dylan Pulver! He is winning our game of cards against humanity!

by dpulver94 January 22, 2014

penile pulverizer

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.

Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

pulverization

what i be doin to ma cock on fridays

- "yo bro tf u doing down in that room??????"
- "im experiencing pulverization"

by pixelpeak November 21, 2023