Going out to a bar/club as a married man while not wearing your wedding band, and proceeding to be seen/photographed cheating on your wife.
by Ya Boy BG May 6, 2009

When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"
by gato perdido July 16, 2008

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans
by jondoee August 13, 2022

by Andiiiii May 14, 2008
