Pull a Jordan

Someone who masturbates in class and
gets caught
Kid: I got suspended for Masturbating in class

Friend: You pulled a Jordan?

Who do you know that can pull a jordan
by Chickenwings2 March 03, 2011
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Pulling a Jordan Law

When a man gets a baseball bat and lubricates it enough so it can be inserted into another mans anus. This maneuver is named "the Jordan Law" after the first to do so.
Wow, Bob was "Pulling a Jordan Law" on Jim lasnight when Jims mom walked in on them!
by Gord Ritchie November 18, 2009
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Pulling a Jordan taylor

Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.
Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor
by Gay faggot 420 September 03, 2019
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pulling a jordan

When a player goes down with what looks like a career ending injury, only to come back and have the best game of his life
I was shooting pool with my boy when he accidentally banged his arm against the wall. It looked pretty bad but he was pulling a jordan and cleared all the balls before I had a chance to even shoot one.
by NickyLags June 25, 2010
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pulling a jordan waller

when a deformed penisless ginger child becomes aware of his name and body and kills himself
pulling a jordan waller: Jordan Waller totally pulled a Jordan Waller last night! LOLZ
by chriswebz October 11, 2010
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He pulled a Jordan

When you kick someone in the balls while wearing Air Jordans.
Me: I will pull a Jordan
Them: No don't do it
Me: *Pulls a Jordan*
Their pride and joy *Dies*
Random dude: Wow, he pulled a Jordan!
by LividPlanets February 07, 2019
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to pull a Jordan

To complete a difficult task while being ill, like Michael Jordan during "The Flu Game" in 1997 (although he actually had gastroenteritis).
"Man, I had to make that presentation, and I came down with the flu, so I had to talk with running nose, but I managed to pull a Jordan!"
by Chekhov's AK47 March 09, 2014
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