Pulling a David

Pulling a David is applicable to only teachers, it is when the teacher is in school but doesn't give enough of a shit about his students to hold a class for them.

Student 1: Hey, why is Mrs. Norris not in the class yet, I saw her in the teacher's lounge
Student 2: Aw Man!! I think she's Pulling a David

by lady's man5441 February 21, 2022

Pulling a David

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.

1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David

by Adm_Twigs October 9, 2020

Pulling a David

When you apply the smallest positive adjective you hear in a conversation to yourself.

S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful”
D6: “I know I am”

S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”

by kashitakitakeutie July 14, 2024

Pulling a David

When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.

Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.

by Victor Blackmarsh May 13, 2024

Pulling a David James

The act of commenting on how "doable" of every girl that walks by.

Person 1: Wow dude, did you see Allison walk thru here.

Person 2: Dude, Allison has a mustache. Don't be pulling a David James.

by concrete man August 14, 2011

pulling a David Blaine

the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit

What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.

by E-dubby dub November 5, 2006

pulling a davila

When someone pulls a davila, they do something extremely fruity/uncomfortable all of a sudden, and then just pretend it never happened. An example of pulling a davila is staring at a man's crotch and making licking noises and then walking away.

Darius is often found on campus pulling a davila.

by curtisbonsaiii October 5, 2016