premorse

1.) n. Portmanteau - pre-emptive remorse. When you're okay with the regret and shame you're going to feel (oxymoronic as that may seem), usually for instant gratification.

2.) adj. some real word meaning "having jagged edges" or something. Probably fits.

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Mike: I can't believe I'm gonna have sex with this chick. She is way too fat and ugly. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one.
Tonya: Keep your premorseful thoughts to yourself.

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Fratty Ice Light: I have a test tomorrow. I should really study tonight. I'm gonna be so pissed at myself for gettin drunk tonight.
Fratty Ice: Sounds like you've got some premorse. You need to shotgun a beer or else take that pussy talk to Alpha Phi's.

by testicles...that is all August 14, 2010

pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilivolcanoconiosis

1:A disease caused by the inhalation of very fine volcanic silica dust causing inflamation of the lungs.

2:The longest word in the english language.

BOY:my lungs are on FIRE!
MOM:well it might be pnuemonoultramicroscopicsilivolcanoconiosis

by Pepe Russelton April 19, 2009

PEMOC

Acronym for "Post-Ejaculation Moment-of-Clarity". That brief moment after ejaculation when a man's brain is in total control - any mistakes of the preceding period of time are suddenly obvious, the appearance of nearby females is objectively assessable, and moral judgments can be made effectively.

In the PEMOC, it's clear that I shouldn't fuck my kid's kindergarten teacher... but 5 minutes later I'm always back to figuring out how to keep doing it.

by Ridsel September 12, 2013

pulmobake

A man that is a simp. Or has been called a simp. Usually found in Eliana’s dreams

“Eliana was thinking about pulmobake again”

by excelcy September 21, 2020

Piemont's ridge

A specific anatomical region located between the anus and penis of a male. After the act of feces release, feces often collects in Piemont's ridge. Those oblivious to this fact will generally have a nasty butt region.

Girl: I gave John a rim job and it was great until my mouth grazed Piemont's ridge, after that my face was covered in shit.

Patrick: My butt has been itchy all day and it smells like crap.
Dan: You clearly didn't know to wipe Piemont's ridge.

by Koooch May 18, 2010

piemont comunity charter

a hell like school where your sole dies

i have to go to hell aka piemont comunity charter

by jalyn270 October 5, 2016

peemo

a emo often found in ponds or other small bodies of water It's can be used as an insult This came from the Holy Text known as the Jesus leaflet

person 1: yo You are such a peemo I can tell because your hair is all greasy from the algae

person 2: nah, your a fucken Skeemo

by the singing Raven March 4, 2022