Punjabi Revenge

After one has had a pint, it is customary to indulge in some fine Indian cuisine. After a night of being generally mistreated by arrogant English customers, the staff of whichever fine establishment was frequesnted take solace in the fact that Punjabi Revenge will be taken out of the clients' asses.

Interestingly, by substituting all occurances of the word 'love' for 'curry' in the Johnny Cash song, "Ring of Fire", you will find that he is actually describing this phenomenon.

Today I have been less than productive in the office. This was mainly due to experiencing a spot of Punjabi Revenge. I would wager that I have spent as much time sitting on the toilet as at my desk. I also think my ring is bleeding. I genuinely wish I were dead.

by Lukenestler November 16, 2006

Punjab lasso

noose. used to kill people.

phantom of the opera, erik is an expert at throwing a punjab lasso- you are dying before you realize he found you.

by kira bates July 2, 2008

punjabi hammer

An erotic dance move where the male does a handstand against a wall and thrusts his crotch aggressively.

I want to punjabi hammer that bitch.

by Willys warriors October 11, 2018

corculis punjai

The nasty infected cheese surrounding your toes.

Dude, I have to start treating my corculis punjai.

by Phartman July 9, 2004

Punjabi

Punjab refers to an area that spans both Northwestern India and Northern Pakistan. In northwestern India there is a province named Punjab. Likewise, in Pakistan, there is a province called Punjab. According to 2012 census data, the population of Punjab in India was 27.98 million. According to 2015 data, the population of Punjab in Pakistan was 101.4 million. In the Punjab province of India, Sikhs are the majority inhabitants of the Punjab, while Hindus are in the minority. In the Punjab province of Pakistan, the majority of the inhabitants are Muslims.

The term Punjabi refers to a) the language of the region, and b) the people from the region.

- The language of Punjab is called Punjabi.
- The people that have historically lived in the Punjab are called Punjabi.

Where are you from?

India.
Oh? Where are you from in India?
I'm Punjabi.

What languages do you speak?
I speak Punjabi, Hindi, and English.

by YoungBrigand February 23, 2017

Dirty Pedja

Dirty Pedja is a term used to describe a sexual intercourse between two women, where they proceed to fist each others anus wiping their hands on the bed aheets to cleen them, later licking the ramins of the sheets.

Emma wanted to try Dirty Pedja, but she didn't have any clean sheets.

by Iejdndlwoso November 6, 2020

Punjabi

best fucking language to swear in.

eg - bhen da tatta, meaning sister's testicle which implies that not only your sister is more of a man than you but also has one testicle. ONLY ONE . thus concluded Punjabi swears are very specific

by ohimsooofamous March 30, 2021