puffwhacker

Someone who has his dick in one hand and an electric cigarette in the other. The best part is no ashes will burn his manly pee pee.

Shannon likes that her husband Sean is a puffwhacker which means she gets to sleep without having to put out or worry about the sheets catching on fire.

Sean enjoys a little late night puffwhacking. He is the 2012 Marlboro Man.

by urbanwannabe December 2, 2011

pudwacker

A Person Lacking Skill
A Pussy
A Whimp

1.That kid i just pinned was a pudwacker
2.Hit him Don't be a pudwack

by Britt119 January 11, 2008

pudwhackery

The act or actions that one might expect from a pudwhack. Actions that one might also expect when goofing around, acting stupid, or not giving a shit. See also asshattery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, ballyhoo

Wow, those guys are over there trying their damnedest to get laid, shes a slut, and they're still failing. What an act of pudwhackery. I feel bad for them.

by tuner_steve November 20, 2006

paddywhack

(v.) The act of being non-fatally hit by a drunk driver on St. Patrick's Day.

Jaywalking in front of the Blarney Stone Pub, I was paddywhacked by an oncoming car.

by Dylan ---DaShizz--- March 17, 2009

pudwhacker

an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone

Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!

by Steve and Dan November 5, 2004

pudwacker

People who have small dicks and wack off a lot.

What a pudwacker.

by al November 26, 2003

Paddywhack

A boozed out, insane Irish girl

Ginger was actin’ drunk and crazy before her potato soup dinner so I called her a paddywhack and left.

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020