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pseudoFruedian slip

A slip of the tongue that reveals ones true thoughts, specifically where those thoughts aren't related to sex.
I was in a hurry to get a documentation task done for a deadline and realized that I had typed Patience instead of Patients. That's a pseudoFruedian slip if I've ever seen one.
by Cynai November 30, 2006
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pseudomale

n.

1. A cis male who never assumes the role of a male in sexual situations.

Examples: chaste cuckold, gimp, oral sex slave, pussyboy, bottomboy, sissy, v-cel, sexual reject

2. A cis male with one or more penis related problems that render him sexually inadequate as a male.

Examples: small penis, micropenis, impotence, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation
Even though I look and act like any other male outside of the bedroom, I identify as a pseudomale since I only have sex with my mouth pussy and never my puny peenee.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021
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Pedoface

Terry has pedoface.
by pillowpants8495 August 15, 2012
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Pseudogamer

One who plays online games from sites such as newgrounds and kongregate, yet has never actually played games on major consoles. A pseudogamer wholeheartedly believes he is a gamer, but he definitely isn't.
Dylan's such a pseudogamer; he brags about being a celebrity on sites like Kongregate but has never played World of Warcraft or Diablo before.

Jamie: "Yeah I'm a pro gamer. I just got 1,000,000 points in Stupidgame on Newgrounds."
Howard: "Have you ever actually touched a Gameboy before?"
Jamie: "No."
Howard: "You're such a pseudogamer."
by ihatepseudogamers January 1, 2010
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Pseudofact

A pseudofact is a piece of information that, despite being completely false, is far more interesting than the equivalent correct information. Because pseudofacts are more interesting, they are more likely to get repeated. This results in people who believe them because it's what their friends and family has always told them. This belief is often strong enough to ward off solid evidence of the contrary.
Priest: Masturbation will make you go blind.
John: That's a pseudofact. I've been doing it for years, and I can see just fine.

Doctor: You should drink eight, eight-ounce glasses of water a day.
Patient: Bull, that's a pseudofact. We get almost all the water we need in the food we eat.

Kristen: That moon has phases because it's partially behind the earth's shadow. That's what my teacher taught me.
Eric: No, that's a pseudofact. The moon has phases because of the angle between it, us, and the sun.

Republican: Obama's health care bill will create Death Panels.
Democrat: That's a pseudofact. The bill would just pay for discussions with doctors about things like living wills.

Any urban legend is a pseudofact.
by Mythological Beast November 7, 2009
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Pseudosacrosanct

Where did you even find this word? Because this is some really long ass word.

#lol #ok
Corey: PSEUDOSACROSANCT SACROSANCT PERVERSION!

P!ATD fan : Huh ok.
by Anonymous Narcotic May 18, 2017
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Pseudoactivism

1. Showing support for political or social change in superficial ways

2. Falsely appearing to campaign for political or social change, merely for the sake of avoiding scrutiny from genuine supporters
John: "Post this on your story and tag 25 people who will do the same if you believe in Animal Rights!!!"

Jane: "John, that's pseudoactivism. It doesn't work."
by leonides11 June 2, 2020
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