pruneslam

to have one's nuts hit or kicked or to hit ones nuts or to slam ones nuts off of your girlfriends vagina

wow i really gave that ho a pruneslam last night.
she gave him a pruneslam for insulting her.

by Unca Dent August 7, 2007

dried prunes

A semi-slang term used to describe one extreme possible of a man's testicles. It is characterized by an oval shape of the testicles that are hung well below maximum tightness, similar to dried prunes.

The opposite extreme is referred to as "tight cherries"

It is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor testicles that hang just behind the penis and that both testicles are of similar size.

As he pulled down his pants i could feel myself puke as i watched his dried prunes almost touch the ground. If he wasn't 20 i would've thought he was a middle aged man.

by THATBITCHOVERHERE2 November 16, 2020

Stewed Prunes

Drugs and/or Alcohol

Dude, we got stewed prunes, lets get fucked up!

by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

prunish

Having the looks and laxative qualities of prunes.

LaTyscha was a prunish woman whose visage turned stomachs and loosened bowels.

by harry flashman October 9, 2003

Prunis

A penis that resembles a prune. A pruney penis. Most commonly found on old people. See old people.

In "85 and Still Bangin" Grandpa whipped out his prunis and left smegma stains all over the bed sheets.

by JefferyNunn December 18, 2008

bearded prunes

your balls after puberty, and possibly in the heat

I stuck my bearded prunes in her mouth when I tea-bagged her.

by Pussylover3000 April 8, 2006

pruneish

the act of being prune like in nature.

ARGH jim your being so pruneish today!

by livvygurl March 19, 2008