Provolowned

The act of being owned by a piece of timely flung provolone cheese.

Dude 1: "So I was totally screwing your sister last-"

*Dude 1 Gets Slapped in the face by a piece of provolone cheese by Dude 2"

Dude Onlooker: "Dude, you just got provolowned."

by Man with the golden eyeball August 10, 2010

Provabone

A unusually wide cock. A penis with huge girth.

I wore her ass out with the Provabone last night !
I don't know how I blew his Provabone !
She has a few new stretch marks from the Provabone !

by Bretsus December 4, 2011

Provolone

A wannabe Post Malone

Look at Mike rapping Post Malone non-stop. He is a pure Provolone.

by Lol Lohugubjbyvjbgvjnhnhbjn July 12, 2018

Get the protein out the provolone

1. Reap the benefits of the situation.

Person 1: Cody said he'd pay me double for my stereo.

Person 2: Get the protein out the provolone!

by xtehWalrusx December 30, 2011

Alex Provalone

Some fag who everyone hates.

Harrison said, "Fuck you ALEX PROVALONE"

Greg said, "ha he totally deserved it for being an Alex."

by FUCKYOUALEXX October 22, 2014

dufus cunt provolone ball

an asshole-ish idiot

Dude, your a dufus cunt provolone ball!

by erisch September 8, 2006

provolone

a description of an asianese/french person describing their obvious lack of knowledge and smell. synonymous with bucket

Mrs. Eidson is a stank ass provolone.

by 3rd period french October 11, 2005