prostitenant

(noun) A tenant who pays all or part of his/her rent with sexual favors

It's the fifth of the month and I still haven't gotten my check from that prostitenant Kelly in 115...I guess I'll have to stop by and 'collect' a blow job this afternoon.

by Rob Baumgartner December 26, 2008

prostitenant

A tenant who pays all or part of her rent with sexual favors

It's the fifth of the month and still I haven't gotten my check from that prostitenant Kelly in 115...I guess I'll have to go 'collect' a blow job this afternoon.

by Rob Baumgartner December 15, 2008

Prosaxtinating

The art of playing your saxophone when you know that something important needs to get done.

Oh man, I've really got to study...nah, I'll play saxophone instead.

Prosaxtinating trumps all else.

by MBagsworth January 11, 2012

Prosextinating

Prosextinate (verb)

To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.

Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam paper instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating..."

Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops!"

by Altar Echo February 13, 2025

Prosextinate

(verb)

To use sexting as a way to procrastinate on important tasks, such as work, studying, or chores. A mix of "procrastinate" and "sexting," this term applies to those who suddenly feel the urge to send flirty or explicit messages instead of doing what they actually should be doing.

Ways to prosextinate:

Example 1:
"Freddy, shouldn’t you be working on your exam instead of asking about my kinky wish list? Sounds like you’re prosextinating."

Example 2:
"I was supposed to finish my taxes, but somehow ended up prosextinating with my ex instead. Oops."

by Altar Echo February 13, 2025